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— Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters (via violentwavesofemotion)
— (via underwatershecreature)
This is the battery that runs the internet.
Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. Weāre going to find outā¦never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after itās born.
Ellen: Not even after itās born?
Tina: Iām just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.